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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post E3: Confirmed: Sony comes up with worst product name ever 8 months, 1 week ago
That’s funny, because the first thing I thought when I read “worst console name ever” WAS the Wii. It’s like a self-aware penis joke.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post In Limbo 11 months ago
Dude, I know where you’re coming from. My years in game journalism have been full of tiny highs trivialized by long periods of flat lines and lows, from relationships crumbling to pay disputes to good times at game conventions to countless hours spent on stories that went unread and unappreciated. One of the biggest issues [...]
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Gamer Limit Review: LittleBigPlanet 2 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Martin, your link to the Flow level brings me to a Jack Black article from 2009.
Besides that, thanks for the weekly recap, Martin!
Wait, that’s not right…
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Gamer Limit Review: Gran Turismo 5 1 year, 2 months ago
Dang! At least we’ve still got NFS: Hot Pursuit to keep us happy.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Gamer Limit Review: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light 1 year, 5 months ago
It’ll be on PSN in a month. There’s a one-month exclusivity deal for XBLA’s Summer of Arcade titles.
OP: Nice review! Still not buying another Lara game after Angel of Darkness.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Gamer Limit Contest: Win a copy of Blacklight: Tango Down for XBLA! 1 year, 7 months ago
I actually took a year of ballroom dance lessons… for the ladies! After weeks of practice, I got that Tango DOWN. Spin. Dip. Rose between the teeth. All that jazz. Also got down waltzing, foxtrot, New York hustle, cha cha, salsa, rumba… and some breakdancing because why not? Remember: 1… 2… 1, 2, 3! Ole! [...]
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Zelda II FPS is the truth, son!
It’s a good game from a questionable source.
Go play it now!
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Buyer Beware: New indie bundle possibly a scam
So many bundles, so little time… After something like 30% of Humble Indie Bundles being pirated anyway, I suppose this was the next step, eh? ‘Tis a shame. Hope it’s shut down soon if it really is a scam.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Interview: Gamerbase – The Return of the Arcade Spirit
It’s nice to see that, even though online play is becoming so incredibly pervasive, not everyone has given up on the traditional social aspects of gaming. Besides LAN parties (do those even happen anymore?), the only recent games I can think of that…
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Indielicious: Shoot ‘em ups!
Flotilla could go in a big quesa-dilla,
With cheese-a and beans-a and three kinds of meatsa
With hippos and ship-pos and Toucan Sam trannies
Flotilla’s like licking whipped cream off a fanny.
Moving along to Shoot 1Up
Can’t look away, like 2 Girls, 1 cup
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Gamer Limit Review: Splinter Cell: Conviction
“Even on a 360, Conviction manages to look phenomenal.”
Ouch, Simon, ouch.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Collateral Collision – The Outtakes
Nice music choice, Martin.
Where’s the director’s commentary?
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Take your PS3 on the Go!
I am so offended right now. It’s like… birthing Gollum.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Take your PS3 on the Go!
Bigger than a fat baby?!
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Nick Simberg wrote a new blog post: Free Game Frenzy: Run, Jesus Run!

The Experimental Gameplay Project brings together all the indie dudes in the house, gives them a topic, and says, “Go. Make a game.” March’s topic: “10 seconds.” So what did Paolo Pedericini do? He condensed the holy gospel into ten [...] -
Nick Simberg wrote a new blog post: Gamer Limit Review: Rage of the Gladiator

Remember Punch-Out!!, the Wii-exclusive, old-school update that released last June? Imagine that game, but you play as a gladiator instead of a boxer, and you can’t duck, but you can jump. Then stick it on WiiWare, add a few RPG elements, and only charge $10 [...] -
Nick Simberg commented on the blog post What Are YOU Playing? Could God of War III be a potential GOTY?
I played Super Mario World and Donkey Kong Country 2!
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Tips for a Midnight Release
I didn’t become the world’s five best rappers to get sugar cookies.
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Nick Simberg commented on the blog post Tips for a Midnight Release
Thanks for the tips, Die-lawn! You sure spit hot fire all over this post. I’ll think of you at my next midnight launch… Probably for Deadly Premonition 2.
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Nick Simberg wrote a new blog post: The Conduit 2 officially announced

Who says you need to be a million-seller (or even good) to justify a sequel? Not Nintendo, that’s who. They just officially announced The Conduit 2, sequel to the much-maligned Wii-exclusive FPS released last year.
Luckily, it looks like they’re trying to fix [...] - Load More